Wednesday, July 01, 2009

JZ old, study finds.

Hey, John here. A recent study has shown that I am, in fact, an old person. I know what you're saying. You're saying "Obviously, look at your hairline." but you're wrong.. My hairline has been receding since I was 17; it's only like this cause it got an early start. So then you might think it's my weathered face with the weary look in the eyes, but again you'd be wrong. That's just the result of replacing sleeping with drinking on the weekends.

The hair is called "The Flying V", the message of the picture: sleep is for the weak.

No, the evidence that I'm old came last night, during the Dropkick Murphys/ Offspring concert. Here's a band that I've always loved (Dropkick) back in town after years away. and was I there rockin' out in the pit? Hell No! I was at home MOWING MY LAWN!!! I was even using one of those old timey lawn mowers with no motor... ugh, it bums me out.. Bums me out to the point where I just wanna drink some Fibercon, watch Wheel of Fortune and take a nap.


  1. At least, JZ, your morning breakfast doesnt consist primarily of mine

  2. Prune Breakfast? God help us all. -Chris