Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Delicious Thanksgiving Meat Travesty

There's a quote by Nietzsche that says "If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you." It's the first thing that I thought of when confronted with this culinary abomination, unleashed to destroy Thanksgiving and all of Mankind in one, epic calorie deathstrike. Ladies and Gentlemen - the TurBacon Epic.

Via geekologie.com, it consists of: "a 20lb pig stuffed with an 8lb turkey, 6lb duck, 4lb chicken (not from can), a cornish hen and quail, bacon croissant stuffing and ten pounds of wrapped bacon between layers, glazed with 6lbs of butter and 2 liters of Doctor Pepper and garnished with a bunch of Baconator cheeseburgers"

That screaming you can hear? That's your heart, when it hears about the grand total of 79,046 calories and 6,892 grams of fat.

What hell hath we wrought?