tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95606082024-03-14T14:21:27.506-04:00GCIAnnouncements, observations and ramblings from Geva Comedy Improv.Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.comBlogger649125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-1415920641687762712011-06-05T20:19:00.002-04:002011-06-05T21:03:06.428-04:00Paul Nellis's Cooking Tips for BachelorsHi there!Welcome to the first installment of Paul Nellis's Cooking Tips for Bachelors. Are you a lazy male, living on his own? Do you have little / no interest in eating healthy? Do you want it hot, and do you want it now? This blog will help you deal with some of the common frustrations of keeping a kitchen and cooking great food.The Problem: Milk will spoil after a few weeks in the Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-50914686010497818852011-05-22T13:57:00.005-04:002011-05-22T17:08:13.961-04:00Letter From HeavenGood day everyone!And what a glorious day it is! Well, for me anyway. You see, I was picked up by God yesterday in the Rapture. It turns out most of the people on Earth weren't worthy of getting beamed up to heaven...so little people were saved, in fact, that people just assumed it didn't happen. Well it did. Jesus is a pretty cool guy, though. Kind of like a mix between The Dude and Mr. Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-19199862859485889682011-05-15T21:46:00.002-04:002011-05-15T21:53:12.743-04:00Rules of Clubbing: A Boring Lady’s Guide to “Getting Wild.”This weekend I did something that I haven’t done before. No, I did not turn into a werewolf! It was only a half moon.I went to a nightclub. Sober. With a set of teetotaler eyes, I saw things in a nightclub that I don’t believe most have noticed before. Therefore, I have compiled a list of rules for you to follow if you ever find yourself in a similar situation. Rule #1: Don’t ask Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-66500386178075504862010-11-30T16:20:00.002-05:002010-11-30T16:30:08.215-05:00Delicious Thanksgiving Meat TravestyThere's a quote by Nietzsche that says "If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you." It's the first thing that I thought of when confronted with this culinary abomination, unleashed to destroy Thanksgiving and all of Mankind in one, epic calorie deathstrike. Ladies and Gentlemen - the TurBacon Epic.Via geekologie.com, it consists of: "a 20lb pig stuffed with an 8lb Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-36581716419398256452010-10-28T11:30:00.003-04:002010-10-28T11:33:30.145-04:00BEST OF ROCHESTER!Geva Comedy Improv Hey peeps. Don't forget to vote for GCI in City Newspaper's BEST OF ROCHESTER - voting ends this Friday!http://www.rochestercitynewspaper.com/Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-20913956424629247522010-10-11T20:40:00.008-04:002010-10-12T16:20:25.298-04:00National HolidayAaah, Columbus Day. Since I was a wee child, this holiday has delighted me because it was the first school holiday of the year. That, and my mom always scheduled me to have my teeth cleaned on this day. There's nothing like the taste of flouride. I digress...But as I've grown older, I find it odd that we honor a man who discovered this country accidentally, and began the annihilation of an Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-91168629133946035772010-09-13T12:04:00.003-04:002010-09-13T12:11:22.137-04:00WORLD OF BOOMGreetings, World of Boom fans (or Boomadillos, as you will henceforth be dubbed). Season VIII is here, and in honor of the onstage pyrotechnics, allow me to kick off the new series with this footage of an Amazing Race contestant taking a watermelon to the face at incredible speed. Proof that your watermelon ballista is not a toy. Enjoy!Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-19586740139048313072010-08-12T19:44:00.003-04:002010-08-12T20:07:32.868-04:00Danielle Erway forgets how to Blog: Frantically Emails GCI Cast(GCI PRESS) ROCHESTER NY - In a bizarre turn of events, GCI castmember Danielle Erway has completely forgotten how to post on the GCI blog. In an email recently obtained from the GCI listserver, Erway stated the following:"HEY! Is it just me being stupid or can no one else blog on the website? I need help...more so than usual."After receiving no response for 3 days, Erway sent the following Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-35137261110531681322010-06-30T17:15:00.004-04:002010-06-30T17:26:35.741-04:00Hi GCI Buddies!It is my summer vacation! This is very exciting! However, I don't have very much money to spend on lavish trips and caviar massages. What's a gal to do? Work out until you pass out I say! It's cheap and I'll be able to consistently wear the clothes that I spent all my money on. (We are getting personal! Do you feel it?)I will be working out to this video not because I am sad, but Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-83450948408028715242010-06-19T14:10:00.003-04:002010-06-19T14:56:08.760-04:00GCI's Fantasy Fantasy League Draft... ROUND 3TR chose Legolas, the hottest, quasi-androgynous, pointy-eared shim ever to grace the middle-earth with his soft, baby hands. In TR's defense though, legolas does have some sweet bow skills (and vulptuous, angelic lady-lips).Next up, and we all realize how unorthadox this is (but Liam's mom said we had to let her play), is the only woman who participated in the draft (Dani refused to be a part Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-87215582022826621562010-06-18T15:54:00.003-04:002010-06-18T17:12:09.150-04:00Coming Soon to Geva Comedy ImprovIn preparation for their full-length improvised fantasy epic show in June, GCI has created a cinematic movie trailer. We hope you love it in the face as much as we do. Show info:Geva Comedy ImprovJune 25th and 26th7:30pmTickets - $10Location: Geva NextstageTix: gevacomedyimprov.orgGeva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-78325978862085340522010-06-17T10:14:00.002-04:002010-06-17T10:33:06.252-04:00Bangladeshi King KongI've already blogged about Turkish Star Wars, so it's clear my cinematic loyalties lie with the drug-fueled lunatic fringe of film-makers. In their honor then, allow me to present you with this 'trailer' for Banglar King Kong. I say 'trailer,' because this might actually be the whole film. It's particularly telling that a piece of cinema has plunged off the deep end of reality when the dance Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-5007338540947390362010-06-15T11:09:00.005-04:002010-06-15T11:52:43.448-04:00ROUND 2 of GCI's: Fantasy Fantasy League DraftSo, Ted was eliminated from the Fantasy Fantasy League pool because he is a damn dirty Harry Potter lover... and he's a super dweeb. Harry Potter has no place in this fantasy league. Harry Potter is to Fantasy Fantasy as pee wee football is to the XFL. You don't see Aragorn crying to his potentially gay professor or Madmartigan wetting his pants because of a "highly dangerous game of Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-13133278596562381172010-06-11T10:38:00.005-04:002010-06-11T12:23:34.873-04:00A New Type of Fantasy LeagueAfter a grueling 10 seconds of comprehensive research on wikipedia, Geva Comedy Improv discovered that in 2007, over 29.9 million people participated in some type of a fantasy sports league. "Fantasy Sports is estimated to have a $3–$4 Billion annual economic impact across the sports industry" says wikipedia. After this discovery, GCI's highly qualified team of innovation managers and SFPA (Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-44055350018467769772010-06-04T11:15:00.007-04:002010-06-04T12:16:00.217-04:00TOO HOTT TO... EMPLOY!?!?JUNE 4th, 2010NEWS BULLETIN: CITIBANK FIRES MILFApparently, Citibank has just unlawfully fired a woman because she was "too hott." Now, of course, Citibank denies this claim but after some in-depth research I am inclined to believe this self-described "normal woman," as I'm sure a jury of horny teenagers will no doubt agree...Exhibit AExhibit BeeehhoooobsQUOTE HER LAWYER: "All it came down to wasGeva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-37375890381520180132010-05-12T14:09:00.002-04:002010-05-12T14:12:30.378-04:00Liam and John Eat the FoodsThis past Saturday Liam and I went to KFC to try the new Double down sandwich. For those of you that don’t know, the Double down is a sandwich consisting of bacon, cheese, and mayonnaise sauce, with fried chicken breasts filling in for the role of the bread (!!!). Now, I gotta say, I love the concept of this sandwich based on balls alone. I can’t help but fantasize about it’s creation: Late Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-71864787614404863722010-05-03T22:46:00.000-04:002010-05-03T22:53:54.454-04:00An Open Letter to Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera, put on your pants young lady!Christina (or Xtina?), there is no denying your phenomenal voice. Your voice is very large which is surprising because you are very little! It is a bit frightening! I know this, because I went to see you live and you scared me a little (Editor’s note: You scared me a lot) because your speaking voice is soft, but when you belt out, you melt faces! Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-81399502425292199222010-04-28T12:57:00.005-04:002010-04-28T13:40:22.337-04:00Lightning Bold, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt!Who has no nose, spider fingers, a distaste for gay wizards, and wants to filibuster the hell out of financial reform?This guy.That's right, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is getting into politics. I know, because I saw this on the back of someones car.I can only assume that his presence on the Republican ticket is another attempt to rally the party. It seems that republicans are looking to hit all Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-4274312073963436412010-04-20T22:59:00.002-04:002010-04-20T23:08:27.501-04:00Whooooooooo's in the hoooouse?Hello all,
Welcome to my first blog post. I am your fashionably late host, Dani. I was introduced to a video today and it made me laugh so hard I had to pass it on. Some of you may have seen it, the girl who was in the video was such a hit on Youtube that she became a guest on the Ellen Degeneres Show. All I can say is that, if this is what getting your wisdom teeth out is like, SIGN ME UP!!Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-49721500827102138062010-04-13T11:41:00.002-04:002010-04-13T11:45:25.819-04:00JZ's Unsolicited Advice Column: Travel EditionHey everybody, John here. As the “Spring-Break” season dawns on us once again, people begin making plans for the annual exodus from where we live to warmer, more booze-soaked locales. Nothing says “goodbye winter” like having a big guy forcibly pour tequila down your gullet while loudly blowing a whistle. However, even the best planned vacation can go astray; especially if you make the wrong Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-82992735656504906582010-04-05T13:12:00.002-04:002010-04-12T12:42:44.444-04:00THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!
JAPAN!?!? Cool your effin' jets!! A robot that can mimic facial expressions?! SERIOUSLY!? Why would anyone EVER need this? EVER!?! Do the Japanese not watch movies?! Don't they know that as soon as Will Smith is too old to fight robots, we're all screwed?!
I propose new regulations for Robotic construction. Robots msut only have one (1) leg for limited mobility, and there must be a large Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-61144498369369447812010-04-01T12:06:00.005-04:002010-04-01T12:48:42.547-04:00After Brief Quest Ted Finds TwixFor the past few improv practices, due to the absence of twix in the new company vending machine, Paul Nellis has been raging like a dinosaur in heat. "There have been a lot of neck snaps" said Nick DiCola, commenting on how Nellis' mood has effected practice. John Zaffino squeaked "I'm just so scared," and ducked as a fake brick zoomed by his delicate face. "I don't know, he's always like this" Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-69264005124480817122010-03-17T21:39:00.002-04:002010-03-17T21:53:27.598-04:00Paul Nellis views new vending machine with fewer options at Geva as great injustice.An irate Paul Nellis arrived at Improv practice Monday evening twiddling an unused one-dollar bill. "What the happened to the vending machine upstairs?" he asked before launching into an irate tirade. "There's no Twix in the machine! And we've traded bottles of Pepsi for cans of Coke! WTF?!?!?"Cast member Danielle Erway attempted to soothe the rattled Nellis by pointing out that the new Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-88574981057128623562010-03-16T16:16:00.003-04:002010-03-16T16:18:35.307-04:00The Weather Report from TedThe temperature change is making me sick... literally, disgusted. I will pardon mother nature, but could downtown buidlings get with the program and turn down the thermostat. Come ON! I'm sweatin' my balloons off in here.Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9560608.post-90926242930874598952010-03-08T22:02:00.002-05:002010-03-08T22:10:52.723-05:00Nightmares come to life! Thanks Usher!Fact: I once stayed under the table at Chuck E. Cheese for the duration of an entire birthday party because I was frozen with fear from the anamatronic robots. Obviously if they sang Usher, I would have been on that table dancing...at 3. Please enjoy the video and most importantly, enjoy your nightmares. Geva Comedy Improvhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13321374227217946433noreply@blogger.com1