Thursday, December 31, 2009

C3PO Caught in Intergalactic Sexting Scandal

Beloved robot-slave, C3PO, was caught sending lude text messages to an unknown recipient. C3PO has released the following statement:

"After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional human-cyborg relations. I need to focus my attention on being a better domestic worker, human companion, and life partner to R2D2."

No comments:

Post a Comment