Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Palinator 2: Judgement Day

In recent news, scientists discovered that Alaskan rogue-renegade Sarah Palin is actually a cyborg assasin sent from the future to quell any existence of an intellectual humanoid-revolution. Her mission is to find and destroy John Connor and his extremely masculine mother. When asked about the situation, California Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar released the following statement:

"To quote my good friend Danny Glover, "I'm too old for this shit""

Subsequently when asked to comment, actor Christian Bale flipped out and threw what experts have called a "child-like temper tantrum."

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