
In a shocking turn of events today, GCI musical improviser Arthur Goldfeder was inhaled alive by Paul Nellis when day-old chinese food turned Nellis into a soul-sucking warlock. Nellis is still at large.
It is believed that Goldfeder is still alive somewhere inside Nellis' mind, though he has most likely been transformed into a psychological phantasm.
Details to follow.
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