Monday, April 07, 2008

TR travels through time to celebrate with himself

Unable to find anyone to go grab a beer with Saturday evening, TR ingeniously created a time machine so he could travel fifteen minutes back into the past and drink a beer with himself. "Really," TR remarked later, "I am the best company, so this just made sense to do." TR conversed with his past self regarding the quality of the beer he was drinking and his impeccable sense of style. "I then warned my past self that if he doesn't build a time machine immediately and travel back to this moment, none of this will ever happen, creating a time paradox and ripping apart the space-time continuum," TR explained. "Of course, I already knew I would build the time machine, I had the idea for it before I even got there."

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