Thursday, August 12, 2010

Danielle Erway forgets how to Blog: Frantically Emails GCI Cast




(GCI PRESS) ROCHESTER NY - In a bizarre turn of events, GCI castmember Danielle Erway has completely forgotten how to post on the GCI blog. In an email recently obtained from the GCI listserver, Erway stated the following:

"HEY! Is it just me being stupid or can no one else blog on the website? I need help...more so than usual."

After receiving no response for 3 days, Erway sent the following email:

"And did anyone get my email about the blog? Why can't I do it anymore? Someone help me or I will throw myself into the Genesee!"

Fearing she may actually follow through on her threat to submerse herself in the mighty river of Silver Nitrate (Thanks Kodak), an anonymous GCI cast member created this blog post in an effort to prove that the blog is indeed fully functional and operational, and to publicly ridicule Erway for her lack of knowledge and understanding of the world-wide interwebs.

All attempts to contact Erway for a comment have proven to be too technologically advanced for her to comprehend them. A pony express rider has been summarily dispatched and we will continue to update you on the status of this story over the course of the next 8-10 days.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:42 PM

    She even threatened to throw herself into the Genesee?....dangerous tendencies is all im saying, dangerous

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  2. So, after jumping into the Genesee and miraculously making it to shore, I went home to check my email to see if anyone had responded to my frantic calls for blog help...No emails yet again, although there is an entire blog post dedicated to my stupidity...

    Hello vicadin and gin nightcap.

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  3. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Has anyone suggested "Blogging for Idiots"?

    I hear it's a great read.

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