Paul Nellis's Cooking Tips for Bachelors

Hi there!

Welcome to the first installment of Paul Nellis's Cooking Tips for Bachelors. Are you a lazy male, living on his own? Do you have little / no interest in eating healthy? Do you want it hot, and do you want it now? This blog will help you deal with some of the common frustrations of keeping a kitchen and cooking great food.

The Problem: Milk will spoil after a few weeks in the fridge.

For years, I've dealt with the frustration of buying milk to cook with, only to then have it spoil when I can't use it all in a few days. I've tried buying smaller quantities, 1/2 gallons... pints... but no matter what it ends up going bad.

The Solution: Never buy milk again. Replace milk with butter in all recipes that call for milk.

This works people. Milk is completely unnecessary for cooking. If a cake recipe calls for 1/2 a cup of butter and 1/2 a cup of milk, forget the milk and just throw in a whole cup of butter. Your cakes will never taste the same. Your cakes will taste amazing. Take the leap of faith, this will change your life. You'll never have to throw out bad milk again.


The beginning of delicious meal.