Thursday, November 05, 2009

The Weather Report from Ted

Why does it rain? Must the clouds extemporaneously void their bowels on us? Seemingly without concern they defecate on our innocently exposed heads. I don't pee out of airplane windows or shit upwards... I would ask, of the clouds, the same courtesy.

Or is it Mother Nature crying? Who has hurt her? Is it so terrible that she must cry on everyone's shoulder? She seems to get violently emotional on a regular basis (not unlike a woman). I don't think I would date her, I have enough problems of my own. Perhaps that is why she cries. Sorry Mother Nature, it's not you, it's me, I'm just... not looking for anything too serious right now.

Oh rain, you illusive minx.

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